Sunday, August 12, 2007

Lesbian For Hire

This woman calls the office the other day, requesting a male masseur.

"I'm sorry, we no longer have any male maasage therapists on staff here. Can I ask why you prefer a male? We have several qualified massage therapists available."

"I want a real massage, you know? Nothing fluffy", says she.
Ultimately, she decided to give me a try, and was sufficiently satisfied (and tipped well, to boot).

Having struggled a bit with dealing with this woman, and finding myself defending myself as a decent albeit female massage therapist, I relayed this story to a co-worker. She gave me permission to answer, "No ma'am, we do not have any men on staff, but we do have a lesbian available."

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